Words....

One thing that I revel in, is the wielding of words that are utterly volitional.

There is a medico at Northwestern University hospital that had an aversion to the word trite.

If the surgical bootie fits….

Owl Totals

This is my total sightings for the year (as of 2/28)…

Barred Owl- 36

Great Horned Owl- 8

Snowy Owl- 9

Short-eared Owl- 1

February driving was a fucking blast!

My totals:

1 Rabbit

1 Deer

1 completely dead battery at gas station far enough from home that it was a pain in the ass.

2 pullovers by McLean County deputies.

2 times stuck- I mean buried- in a drift in the boonies.

Is there anything....

Is there anything slower than the last 50-75 cents when you have pre-paid at a pump on a dark, cold morning?

I’m being profiled!

For the second time this month, I have had the pleasure of having my vehicle lit up. These boys truly are heroes.